The red head is well supported by the flat chested ugly one in the background

Other guys have bitches too.

I can't take credit for this behaviour, but I have arranged to meet with this one's keeper. There is much I can learn from him, he has clearly done a lot of work and invested plenty of time in an advanced training regime. Not only are we seeing dedication in the kitchen, but the happy smile and heart shaped box speak volumes. A wonderful throw back to a better time. Men in the 50's would have held him in high regard. I salute you!

The above picture is questionable, however to discriminate against an ugly bitch seems a bit unfair.... They are all perfectly capable of cleaning.

I would suggest a more suitable wardrobe, but often by this stage in a bitches life you have to cut your losses.

The shorter one really did me proud. This is not my kitchen counter but her cleaning after other men is a true sign of respect and indicates she knows her place.

I've taken to snapping a few pics of other peoples bitches, not all of them seem to be behind this project in the way one would expect?? (Happy nonetheless!)

Its important to note that unless a proper sustained training routine is followed your bitches will start to turn against you.

Let this serve as a wake up call to others, get your bitches in line or face the real prospect of them starting a revolution against you.

On a positive note, the taller one has taken a real interest in the dustbuster she got for Valentines day.

I was so proud to see her using it to clean up after me the other day!

She overcame the odds, figured out the technology and gave me a renewed sense of belief in what I am doing.

Bitches need Valentines love too!

14th of February and love is in the air.

I was feeling generous so I got the ladies some presents.

Because I'm a bit of a cheap skate and didn't pay for next day delivery the timing was a bit out, however as you can see the shorter one was thrilled with her new "super-mop"!

I was equally impressed by the taller one, she was so happy she wore her I "heart" cleaning shirt the next day. I had bought this for her a while back and was starting to think she didn't like it.
For those who might know the taller one, she isn't very fashion conscious so getting her to wear stylish things like this is always a challenge.

I'll be monitoring the progress they make with this new high tech equipment, no doubt I will have to train them up in best practises to make sure they un-der-stand how to use their new tools.

** No more crumbies and spills now ladies!**

The Housekeeper

The taller one was grumpy this morning, so I decided to make her a picture to cheer her up.

There is a lesson to be learnt here...

Don't mess with Man-on-a-Mission!

Eat shit and bring me my coffee in the morning, your backchat will not stand.

Armed to the teeth

For those of you looking to get the most value out of your bitches cleaning efforts, I would suggest you invest in proper materials and equipment.

I wasn't sure what was needed to maintain a healthy level of cleanliness, enough to not only satisfy me, but the ladies who live within the confines of the various manly fluids and gases that only great men are capable of producing.

God only knows what the hell they are doing with all this shit, but it keeps them happy...

*** Note to self ...Send one of the bitches to get a mop to clean the floors properly, I dropped a piece of raw meat I was chewing on, this can’t be sanitary.

Hell hath no fury like a bitch scorned!

Bitches be acting crazy......

Today the ladies found out what all the picture taking and posing has been in aid of.

Needless to say I had to reference my good friend Samuel L. Jackson several times......

I would have liked to have kept this under wraps for a few months before unleashing it on my unwitting female servants however as it happens today was judgement day.

Fear not though, my resolve has now only strengthened. If I've learnt nothing else its that being the pack leader is tough work. If I show weakness now I will lose the respect of my bitches and face the possibility of seeing years of work go down the drain. This coupled with concerns of having to do my own cooking and cleaning has forced my hand.

I've got some surprises for them next week. Real crackers so make sure you visit regularly to see how this plays out. I'm confident that having laid the groundwork I'll be able to push on with my exercise in man-teaching.

I've managed to make it since November 16th 2008 without touching the stove or washing machine and I'll be damned if I'm gonna give up now.

Something is missing.

I’m was really starting to feel like the hard work was paying off, the last couple of weeks were such a pleasure. Warm meals, the smell of fresh fabrics and happy smiles on hard working faces.
I know I should be content however I feel as if something is missing.....

The taller one rather clumsily spilt red wine all over our carpet. (I allow them a drink or two once their daily duties have been fulfilled.)
Try as they might that stain just doesn’t want to budge. I’m getting the feeling they aren’t giving it their all and would like to introduce some competition to keep them on their toes.
Does anyone have, or know of a blonde that could come round and do a spot of stain removal?